Tuesday, 18 December 2007

pareeeee

i got to paris met chris then slept in the same bed as him, he tried to kiss me which is understandable. but his new found homosexualty is going to be hard to deny in the next few days of time in the city of love.

Monday, 19 November 2007

halloweeeeen

there is abou a million photos of halloween because i was a tourist and had a camera around my neck
the night before at MOS i was a lady. on the vodka cranberries trying to watch my weight.

this photo is on its side, but the perfect start to halloween a blocked of door from a crime scene.
mahiki
that guy finished work and then drank a hip flask of whisky then slept.
school friends yay.
hahah teletubbie
gnarly bitch
buffalo sweats: shot of jack daniels mixed with a shot of tabasco sauce, best and worst idea
i danced to these guys and got more money than them. michael flattley style
we found a sign
and took it home
past some weird clubs on side streets
kissing ladies
brick lane, after hours at a gallery
this guy thought i was taking a photo of him cause he was cool but it was because of the white powder that he had on his nose and his jacket for half an hour without knowing.
i dont know, walking home?
the bridge home.
a loveley truck

london life

my bedroom/cell
my desk
my window, i use a white board marker and draw on it. genius
my light
turkish people in my kitchen
my kitchen, and the greatest view ever, perve on people at work
i still only own a bowel, a cup and a fork and they are stolen. but i cooked an amazing pasta the other night.
work; looks tight but to my left is space and a plasma etc.
the common room at the house with a creepy show on about people that have relationships with dolls
and parties with no pants on.

london at night



woops its on its side, that will have to do

elephantitus


i drew on my hand and it looked like an elephant

Sunday, 4 November 2007


see this movie. dont watch previews or read reviews or anything just watch it with a bottle of red

Thursday, 11 October 2007

FINLAND, heaven and helsinki

when i left helsinki i had euros and didnt need them so i played poker machines and couldnt read the options. of course i went home with more euros
that soldier could take two steps back and be under a roof, but instead they built his own house.
a telefone booth with wind flow on your legs
cross between india and rome
a random dude
those signs arent helping anyone. i dont know where i am or what to do. the only thing i know is that i cant roller blade.
ever seen old buildings with new lights and pepsi signs on them?
translation for this poster: do you want a curly head freak? do you like my 80s blonde hair and scarf? do you want a guy that is wearing two flanos cause hes freezing?

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

twas a fineland

on my way to london i dropped by finland for a few hours
and went crazy

NYC verticals. in new york eye:

saw some water
saw a midget in china town
was the only person in nyc that was stoked on squirells. i took photos of them for about half an hour and eventually was one with them, and had them roaming around me.
and then i got gas faced by the bastard
a woman getting painted

THE nYC in horizontals. in nyc i;

cultured myself at art galleries

ate pizza at pizza joints


went for a random bike ride to ground zero and found a truckmet vashtie then met new york . and met my nuts on a pole as i was too tall to see it. the big legend in the back is stephen (sb). check out WWW.SB-WEAR.COM
thats vashtie....
ate hot dogs which i bought off weird looking mexicans on the side of the road that i fully trusted.